Bellyvision, coming to a sidewalk near you


As advertisers have known for years “sex sells” so by painting adverts onto the regions we all want to look at anyway, it is a guaranteed way to get an advert noticed.
Models in London are being paid £30 to have their toned tums painted and then strut their stuff around town and for a change we can stare without fear of being slapped. It’s an interesting idea and they could be advertising anything besides we don’t need many an excuse to stare at a women with a bit of flesh on show (and there’s even a bloke for our female readers)
This new advertising is known as “Bellyvision” though I reckon Bellyvert or Bellysense has a better ring to it.